I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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