white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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