If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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