fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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