Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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