I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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