there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
