Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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