Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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