i permit you to call me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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