Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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