It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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