It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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