butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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