Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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