I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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