Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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