You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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