I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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