I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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