btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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