he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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