It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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