Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
4 words: hood of his car
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You need a sexual gate keeper
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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