i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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