And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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