the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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