BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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