ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And then he peed in my hair
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