I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I know her cup size but not her name....
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