he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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