Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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