I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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