I'm really into asian looking animals
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
FUCK WHALES
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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