i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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