What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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