Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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