It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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