he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
pop tarts are not kleenex
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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