I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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