Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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