Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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