Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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