ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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