I have demons in me.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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