This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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