I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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