i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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