She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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