Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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